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onigiri85:

who did this and why

onigiri85:

who did this and why

(Source: joydick)

posted 7 minutes ago with 20,825 notes

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

posted 11 hours ago with 18,635 notes

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart)

posted 11 hours ago with 514,896 notes
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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

posted 11 hours ago with 473,327 notes

ilikebroadwaythings:

My favorite tweets of audiences being shitty Part 2/?

*if you see Broadway actors post similar tweets/posts plz send to me so I can add it in the future!! I only follow so many people” 

Here’s Part 1! (x)

posted 12 hours ago with 521 notes

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice)

posted 12 hours ago with 519,980 notes
via trust · © gloomyspice

request (x)

posted 12 hours ago with 6,560 notes

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump)

posted 12 hours ago with 355,207 notes

klartie:

dad NO

posted 16 hours ago with 499,849 notes
via tittled · © klartie
Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
Brain: Anything you want to ask

posted 16 hours ago with 869,022 notes

straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

(Source: thefrogman)

posted 16 hours ago with 834,553 notes
returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

(Source: awwww-cute)

posted 16 hours ago with 294,935 notes
via hi · © awwww-cute

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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posted 16 hours ago with 139,650 notes

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

(Source: sagittarianx-ii)

posted 16 hours ago with 155,971 notes